Find a Drug Dealer When You’re New in Town

The short answer is you can’t find a trustworthy drug hookup without enforceable regulations to ensure a consistent quality product.

When experimenting with recreational drugs, trusting instincts serves you best.

That being said, people from all walks of life use, produce, and distribute drugs. Many of these people you’ll never know are drug dealers, and, since they’re not trying to get caught, they’re not exactly telling people they don’t trust.

Educating yourself on the drugs you’re looking to try is your best defense, even in legal cannabis dispensaries. I’ve never met a drug dealer who wasn’t carrying “the-bomb-fire-strongest-ever-knock-you-out-premium” drugs. In reality, many are taking one bag of product, adding weight (either by cutting or wetting the product) splitting it in two, then raising the price on half of it by calling it stronger.

I constantly see medical cannabis sold legally through heavily regulated dispensaries mislabeled with higher strengths and other incorrect information (i.e calling a known indica a sativa because they have no sativa in stock).

If you’re looking for the safest way, you’ll have to produce it yourself.

Mushroom grow kits can be found on the Tor network (How do you access the deep web?) There are a lot of varieties of psychedelic shrooms containing psylocibin (List of psilocybin mushrooms). Pick one you want to try, then order some online. You’d be surprised at how easy it is.

Ecstacy (whether MDA or MDMA, the difference being the addition of amphetamines to the cocktail) is typically found in powder form and called Molly these days.

This is because pill presses became harder to procure (though, much like a nuclear weapon, you can find someone who will sell it to you if you look hard enough). You can find recipes for this, LSD, meth, and other processed drugs online.

Cocaine, heroin, ayahuasca, peyote, etc. are all natural plants that will get you high. You can purchase seeds for these online as well and grow in an aerogarden in your home fairly easy.

But to answer your question of how to find a drug dealer, you pretty much have to trust the stereotypes.

Find your local burner community. These are the hippies who attend Burning Man and try to live that lifestyle throughout the year. We used to call them hippies.

Attend any local art festival, drug activism event, music festival, or rave. It doesn’t take long to find out who has “party favors,” and if you feel uncomfortable asking anyone, just show up and look bored and lonely.

There are also local Burning Man offshoots all over the country (not run by the same organization, but attended by the same crowd). You’ll be able to find just about any drug you can imagine at one of these.

Your last option is to simply ask people. The best place to avoid judgment is a bar, where everyone’s already drinking, and people are a bit more open to drugs. Sure, your business will be more public this way, but everything in life takes a little risk.

Of course, if you do get arrested, you’ll find yourself in jail, where pretty much everyone you meet knows a drug dealer. Jail is the best possible place to find a drug dealer, and don’t assume because they’re in jail, they’re not good at what they do.

If you don’t want to spend any time in jail, you could always find out where local meetings of court-ordered substance abuse classes are and hang outside to start making friends. You’ll probably have to pay the enrollment fee and sit in on the class in order to gain people’s trust though.

What you shouldn’t do to find a drug dealer is leave a comment below with your name and phone number. This website isn’t secure. A cop can literally google “how to find a drug dealer” and see you breaking the law. If you’re the kind of reckless idiot to be that obvious, you represent trouble to a dealer.

Hope this helps.

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168 thoughts on “Find a Drug Dealer When You’re New in Town

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