Facebook Is My Safe Haven, But Twitter Is My War Zone…

I’m in a namedropping mood today and am probably going to write a douchey Entourage-style blog tonight…

Was thinking of the link-building and networking I’ve done online and through Twitter. My Facebook friends are people I’ve hung out with on a personal level and grown up with mostly, but my Twitter following is the result of my amplified public persona…

Through Twitter, and even the Internet, I’ve met more influential people than I can even remember…

Twitter is how I got Doug Stanhope to email and call me…it’s where I got retweeted by Skrillex, DJ QBert, Killer Mike, Jim Cramer, and so many others…

It’s where I converse with journalists, attorneys, managers, PR reps, and more…

It’s where I got in feuds with Rosanne Barr, YourAnonNews, Wikipedia, Bank of America, and countless others…

Facebook is my safe haven, but Twitter is my war zone, filled with over 5 years and 50k messages documenting my adult life, 140 characters at a time…

I heart my Twitter…and I nurture and protect it the way you do your children…

If ever humanity goes to war with the machines, one thing you can count on is I’ll side with the machines…

My name is Brian Penny, and for better or worse, this is who I am, always have been, and will always be…

Brian Penny whistleblower versability shadowBrian Penny is a former business analyst and operations manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and freelance writer. His work appears in High Times, Huffington Post, Fast Company, The Street, Lifehack, and Hardcore Droid.

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Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and freelance writer.

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