Top 10 Jessica Alba Movies of All Time

We all watch movies, and which is the “best” is a matter of opinion. With that being said, here are the top 10 Jessica Alba movies of all time. Feel free to check out other lists throughout Thought for Your Penny.

10. Idle Hands (1999) 16% at Rotten Tomatoes

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A teenage slacker’s hand becomes possessed by the devil and begins committing crimes on its own accord.

Rating: R
Director: Rodman Flender
Starring: Jessica Alba, Devon Sawa, Seth Green

9. Fantastic Four (2005) 27% at Rotten Tomatoes

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Cosmic radiation grants five astronauts superpowers. Four of them use their powers for good, while the other is hell-bent on causing doom.

Rating: PG-13
Director: Tim Story
Starring: Jessica Alba, Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans

8. Honey (2003) 21% at Rotten Tomatoes

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A sexy hip-hop dancer in Harlem works her way up to becoming a music video choreographer, but her career is halted by a boss who gives her an ultimatum to sleep with him or lose everything.

Rating: PG-13
Director: Bille Woodruff
Starring: Jessica Alba, Mekhi Phifer, Romeo Miller

7. Valentine’s Day (2010) 18% at Rotten Tomatoes

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Intertwining stories of love lost and found are shown throughout the most romantic holiday of the year.

Rating: PG-13
Director: Garry Marshall
Starring: Jessica Alba, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway

6. The Love Guru (2008) 13% at Rotten Tomatoes

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Pitka is an American raised in Havamahkeeta, India who returns to the U.S. to fulfill his dream of being a better love guru than Deepak Chopra.

Rating: PG-13
Director: Marco Schnabel
Starring: Jessica Alba, Mike Myers, Romany Malco

5. Into the Blue (2005) 21% at Rotten Tomatoes

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A half-assed plot is written around a soft-core porn that’s nothing more than an excuse to stare at Alba’s half-naked body pulsating underwater.

Rating: PG-13
Director: John Stockwell
Starring: Jessica Alba, Paul Walker, Ashley Scott

4. Mechanic: Resurrection (2016) 31% at Rotten Tomatoes

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A retired assassin is pulled back into the game when an old friend sets him up with a beautiful woman and then kidnaps her.

Rating: R
Director: Dennis Gansel
Starring: Jessica Alba, Jason Statham, Tommy Lee Jones

3. Good Luck Chuck (2007) 5% at Rotten Tomatoes

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Every woman Chuck sleeps with finds her true love after, and he’s trying to break the curse when he finally has a shot with Alba.

Rating: R
Director: Mark Helfrich
Starring: Jessica Alba, Dane Cook, Dan Fogler

2. Some Kind of Beautiful (2014) 7% at Rotten Tomatoes

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A Cambridge professor tries to stop womanizing and agrees to marry his student Kate after knocking her up, except he’s in love with her equally beautiful sister.

Rating: R
Director: Tom Vaughan
Starring: Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek, Pierce Brosnan

1. Sin City (2005) 77% at Rotten Tomatoes

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The corrupt Basin City is filled with criminals and people trying to make a living, including stripper Nancy and cop Hartigan, who’s protecting her from a disfigured pedophile.

Rating: R
Director: Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke

 

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Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and freelance writer.

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