How to Win Your Office Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest Being delightfully tacky is harder than it looks...

Ugly Christmas sweaters are an integral part of American culture these days. It’s getting harder to impress coworkers with your tacky taste when the internet provides so many options.

As part of the Thought for Your Penny holiday gift guide, we decided to reach out to marketing departments and PR reps around the country to see what ugly Christmas gear we could find.

Here’s the tackiest, ugliest, and most delightful Christmas clothing to stick out in a crowd.

Suck It Candy Cane Sweater

As you can tell by its name, has the biggest and best selection of Ugly Christmas Sweaters on the planet. This Suck It Candy Cane sweater is festive while still telling everyone how you really feel about this job. The candy cane-striped sleeves add just the right yuletide touch.

And this isn’t all you’ll find – the site has sweaters inspired by pop culture, 3D sweaters, and so much more. Find one to fit your unique style today.

Classic Santa Knit Beard Head

This Santa Clause hat and beard from Beard Head adds a merry cherry on top of your nutty sundae. You may remember Beard Head from ABC’s “Shark Tank,” and if you don’t already have one, they’re available in a variety of styles.

When paired with a Suck It Sweater, the Classic Santa knit is sure to win your office Ugly Christmas Sweater contest.

Deerfoams Ugly Christmas Slippers

A sweater just isn’t enough these days, and that’s where these Ugly Christmas Slippers from Deerfoams come in.

Available in Christmas Tree Green, Reindeer Games White, and Get Lit Black, Dearfoams truly put attention in the details.

If you’re not aware, Deerfoams makes a variety of memory foam slippers. They’re comfortable, affordable, and are sure to make you the talk of any Christmas party you wear them to.

Shinesty Ugly Christmas Suits

If you want to go for a bit more of an office-professional look, Shinesty has you covered. A full array of ugly Christmas suits is available to fit every taste and style.

And it doesn’t just stop there – Shinesty has suits available for all holidays, along with special events, sports teams, and more.

Everyone showing up in sweaters will be blown away by your holiday spirit.

Wu Tang Onesie has plenty of Christmas themed items, but you can also forego holiday themes altogether and create your own holiday tradition with pop culture-themed clothing.

This Wu Tang onesie straight outta Shaolin is as gangsta as it gets, folks, and it’s certainly nothing to f*ck wit.

Show off your tiger style with a onesie, pajama pants, Wu-themed ugly Christmas sweater, and more. Or pick your favorite pop cultural icon from their vast selection.


Dr. Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and freelance writer. You can find his work in Cracked, High Times, HuffPost, Lifewire, Forbes, Fast Company, and dozens of other places, although much of it is no longer under his name. Dr. Penny loves annoying fake media.

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