A Skinny Guy Finally Eats Barnana Chewy Banana Bites! Chewy, dehydrated bananas are the best candy in nature...

These chewy banana bites are my favorite snacks ever. I’m so happy I discovered them a few years back. Reached out and got a box of their products to try and learned a lot about upcycled produce.
Upcycled bananas and other produce is a great way for entrepreneurs to save money on ingredients. There are also a ton of banana varieties out there (something I learned from weed).

In fact, I wrote an article on Crypto Briefing after some deep research into the banana trade. It’s interesting to hear about the differences between the Cavendish and other banana varieties. We don’t eat the same bananas our great grandparents did.

It’s a shame banana candy isn’t great – but natural, organic, upcycled bananas are. In fact, bananas are my favorite things to dehydrate. I got rid of the air fryer when I left the toxic old apartment complex for bigger, brighter, and so much nicer new digs.

My new apartment is responsible for the best podcast setup I’ve had so far in life. Going to do a lot more videos through 2020.

For now, enjoy the dehydrated bananas video.

It was about a year ago that I started writing for Crypto Briefing. Bananacoin and other oddities were what I targeted at the time. I’ve since learned a LOT about cryptocurrencies and blockchain.

Bananacoin isn’t the worst idea, and it’s a fun read to learn more about the banana industry. The difference between Cavendish, Lady Finger, and other banana types is fun to see. Also reminiscent of cannabis strains.

We’ll be doing more work on chocolate, vanilla, honey, and fruit, coffee, and tea crops soon. I’m all in on gardening now that my apartment plants are on their third year in a second apartment now.

If you have anything else you want me to eat (even a dick), feel free to reach out on social media and let me know.


Dr. Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and freelance writer. You can find his work in Cracked, High Times, HuffPost, Lifewire, Forbes, Fast Company, and dozens of other places, although much of it is no longer under his name. Dr. Penny loves annoying fake media.

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