A Skinny Guy Finally Eats 24K Gold! The most expensivest chocolate isn't out of my reach...

Why does 2Chainz get to have all the fun?

I have just as much pull with marketers and PR agencies, so I pulled in the most expensivest shit I could find – 24K gold chocolates and mahogany gift boxes.

You’ve never tasted anything finer or more luxurious than the collections from French chocolatier zchocolat. It satisfied my sweet tooth like nothing before.

Obviously it’s not solid (or even thick) gold, but it’s still more expensiver than my food budget for the first quarter of this year so far haha.

I’m starting to get more comfortable with the filming process. There are kinks, obviously, but I’m getting it done, and it doesn’t look terrible. I’m definitely hood rich, eating the finer things in life while my bank account is empty.

But that’s ok, cause I stay fly…

And if this is too douchey for you, try something more blue collar expensive, like Ben & Jerry.

Versability

Brian Penny is a former Business Analyst and Operations Manager at Bank of America turned whistleblower, troll, and freelance writer.

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