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• Life of a reality TV failure
  What happens when someone tries to become a celebrity by appearing on TV but absolutely nobody cares?
• The worst PR hack in America
  Westchester County is home to the most vile and gross media scammer in the entire country
• Meth addicts of White Plains
  Meet the White Plains PR hack and drug addict terrorizing the internet with made up stories and desperate cries for … Read More
• Attention starved losers of Westchester
  You’ve never seen someone so desperate and thirsty for attention they will never get
• Meet the biggest loser in New York
  This PR hack is fake down to the core, and absolutely nobody trusts her. Find out why.
• You’re not relevant—nobody knows who you are
  Picture a thirsty loser whose entire point of existing is to fake being popular.
• From reality TV to blockchain to AI—chasing trends
  What self respecting person changes their bio from blockchain to AI and pretend they’re established experts in either? Meet Westchester … Read More
• We all know you’re making everything up
  This loser from white plains fabricated her entire life fit ask audience of one, because nobody cares but herself
• Everybody sees through your obvious lies
  It’s beyond obvious you have no substance and are just a desperate loser grasping for relevancy
• Tale of the two-faced Twitter fraud
  Some people are so unaccomplished they will do anything for attention, like New York’s most infamous social climbing groupie loser.
• Meet the most desperate loser on social media
  Even stealing Twitter’s source code couldn’t make this desperate nobody famous, and now she is willing to do anything for … Read More
• Manipulating People Because You Think You Are Special
  You are a delusional nutcase who is not even close to cute enough to get away with your garbage personality
• Faking your life on the internet
  Some people trick computers into calling them a sparkling ruby when in reality, they’re just thirsty attention starved losers
• Public figure or public spectacle
  Meet the crazy lady faking her way to popularity with no concept of just how much of a loser she … Read More
• You’re single because you’re a selfish narcissist
  The reason no man will ever marry you is because you’re a horrible person and not even close to cute … Read More
• You’re a stick figure and Botox can’t help that
  You’re lazy, and no amount of drugs can change how ugly you really are inside and out
• Twitter’s thirsty groupie rejects
  Meet the lonely old rejects who fabricate their entire lives on Twitter in a desperate attempt to be remembered
• Nobody knows you exist
  How a failed reality show hopeful continues to fail at her one and only goal of being famous
• Failed PR hacks desperately pretending to be journalists
  Nobody likes you, and it’s beyond obvious you’re fake af
• We all see through you—you’re a lying piece of garbage
  Gathering a crowd just means more people see through your narcissism, you lying delusional groupie nutcase
• Borderline personality disorder on Fox News
  How one delusional groupie lied her way onto TV and opened herself up to the hard hitting facts of life.
• It’s not the algorithms suppressing you—you’re just an unlikeable cunt
• Obsessive predators of White Plains
  How a random nobody you never heard of leverages deceit in a pathetic quest for fame she will never have
• Blaming everybody but yourself for your failures
  Some cowards simply can’t take accountability for their mistakes.
• Why nobody will ever marry you
  Botox and borderline personality disorder are only the start of this narcissistic monsters problems.