How to join Anonymous
Anonymous isn’t a group, so there are no members. If you’d like to contribute to the Anonymous ideal, simply identify yourself as an Anon and/or contribute in any way you can think of.
If you’d like to learn more about how to mask your identity online, check out You Should Be Anonymous… on the Huffington Post.
If you’d like to become Anonymous in real life by joining the Million Mask March, purchase a mask and show up: V for Vendetta Mask: Clothing
It’s that easy…
***Update – this post has been drawing more traffic since #OpISIS, so I suppose I should explain how “Anonymous” ends up on the news for all you wanna-be freedom fighters and other idiots who don’t even understand Anonymous, much less ISIS.
Just like how you go through phases where you use Quora a lot, or Facebook, or Twitter (whatever site, it happens, and we have solid numbers an studies to show it), some people spend their time on 4chan, IRC, and other chat programs, forums, etc.
These people are typically tech-oriented and love piracy and such, though when discussing people, it’s important to understand the people themselves are always interchangeable. Like any other hangout in the entire world, the 20 people in an IRC chat today won’t be the same 20 people you see there two years from now any more than the people sitting on the patio at Starbucks will be.
Anonymous is nothing more than a grapevine, and there’s nothing for you to join except a conversation. If you decide to talk about Anonymous, guess what? You’re an Anon.
If you hear the conversation and decide to act on it, then you now understand what Anonymous is. Just the stats on this question spiking in the last week alone shows that Anonymous is growing because people are clearly interested in one of tens of thousands of random threats issued every single day by random internet trolls in masks.
Pick anything, and I promise you a SJW (social justice warrior, for those not savvy) is against it. Whether or not someone chooses to act on it, so the fake “Anonymous group” can be touted in the media is anyone’s guess. I’m sure plenty are trying, but the chances of success are slim unless more people try. More people don’t try, though, because they’re too stupid to realize they can try without having to report to some non-existent “anonymous” leader. In short, you’re ineffective because you have to be told what to do, and Anonymous has no one to issue orders.
If you do find someone who’s willing to issue orders, it’s typically either a kid or a complete burnout bum that you’d never associate with in real life and would feel embarrassed if you knew whose orders you’re following. They do it because they know you’re a complete idiot. You’re referred to as a “sheeple” by social justice warriors, who I’ve come to learn are more corrupt than any politician because they don’t understand consequences or global politics.
Much like how people are stupid for dismissing the Internet as though it’s a separately existing entity than the rest of the world instead of admitting it’s real opinions and thoughts of real peoples who exist in the same world you do, it’s dumb to think there’s a group called Anonymous.
There isn’t, and we all know who wants to join – your internet history betrays you, and you’re not smart enough to understand how to hide your patterns from tracking systems.
Your phone’s GPS is always watching you, your video game consoles are analyzing your every move, and you don’t even have the first clue as to how anonymous you’ll never be.
That’s why you should support the Anonymous ideal, which is not, never has been, and never will be a group (as has been repeatedly said by every single human being who’s ever had even the slightest clue as to what Anonymous is). If you still think there’s a group to join, you’re a giant moron who deserves to be led into committing a crime that some cowardly SJW is too much of a pussy to commit themselves.