Bible pages are great rolling papers

I don’t know what the religious texts are like in other countries, but in the U.S., the Bible is easily the best rolling paper substitute. It’s also what we used in jail.

Free bibles are like pigeons in that we spend most our time trying to avoid them, but every hotel nightstand I’ve ever been to in the U.S. (and most I’ve been to in Europe) had a copy of the bible.

Most bibles have a page or two missing because some devout Christians are known to tear out pages with specific verses to keep handy. Also potheads know the paper is perfect for rolling joints.

If you don’t have a bible, just walk into any Christian/Catholic church and tell them you’re interested in reading it. They’ll be so proud to be converting a heathen that they’ll gladly hand you a book of over 1000 premium, oversized, rolling papers.